Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Living in the Stone Age. That's not the appropriate era for a person in the ad business to live in. Especially an account manager. In a time, where more and more companies in the civilized world move from measured medias to internet, from print to internet and from everything to internet, the question I got from a colleague ( complaining about the frequency of our client's website update) was: "What is a client interface? I can't understand what you are saying." And she is the one selling products to clients? Exactly how will she sell anything other than billboards and TVCs, when she doesn't know anything about thing s other than billboards and TVCs. And how are we supposed to create a complex campaign, when clients don't get access to some of the most popular and powerful tools at the moment? And yes, that account manager was one of the many people that raised the uproar about an ARG I proposed as a promo mechanism, stating it was too complicated.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
What started as an incredibly stupid idea is getting closer to an ARG ( alternative reality game ) with a nice purchase-participation mechanism. Though I'm not sure that anyone in Bulgaria will be enthusiastic, at least we should try ( and it would stand well in my portfolio too ).
If Sergio Zyman were dead, he would be spinning in horror in his coffin right now. Why? Because his ( sensible and proven ) credo about the purpose of marketing - sell more, to more people, is getting ripped apart by a recent marketing graduate, and two even more competent art school creatives.
The Brief: Create a promo for our not-so-beloved snacks' client.
The offered solution: Anything but sales promotion - starting with SMS game, where people would answer riddles, that would pay the promo and finishing with the reality games, popular in London, Moscow and God-knows-where-else, in which we will send people searching for clues on the streets and asking unknown people password questions. Wonderful, especially in Bulgaria, where people hate most of the society, are in a constant hurry and work all day long.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
The headline refers to the previous post as you can imagine. The superhero idea crashed in the wall of stupidity, leaving no survivors. The ***** team couldn't grasp the basic idea ( it being a fictional super hero with the initials of the company IS), acting under the motivational rules they've come up with ( neatly integrated in the text bubbles ) and not in 50 pts. red Arial Black with blue outlines.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Hoorah! I am an HR now. Special thanks to one of our clients, who entrusted us their internal motivation campaign.
Well, not exactly. Someone, somewhere up the chain had created some motivational thoughts/wishes in the lines of happiness, good will, team play, peace on earth. I'd say they were copied from a bad HR textbook, but knowing the people I am dealing with, the "thoughts" came out straight from the first google hit on "motivation."
Back to the subject: these were meant to raise the activity of the mobile sales personnel + lower he employee turnover. Perhaps it's a late Christmas miracle, or Venus is in a strange alignment with Mars and Jupiter, but the collective (except for that romantic girl, with the idealistic idea that the client is always right) agreed on some much more trade-relevant motivation like "good ideas lead to career progress" or "Raising the company's profit, I raise my own."
Fingers crossed that the idea will pass.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Desperation... this is the overall feeling that hits you when you realize how lonely it is at the top. And though I've never considered myself being on top of anything ( except a girl or 2-3-4-5-20) today I felt like a genius, as a colleague account manager firmly stated that a bank account is exactly the same as hmmm ... e-pay. "Yeah," he said, " you are using computer for this thing, so it is the same." Of course, just like teen pornography, online betting and youtube.
Now imagine that the same person gets to decide which of the names I've proposed are suitable to be presented to the client. Desperation? It's an understatement.
The account guy has no knowledge of basic economics, and the bank brand manager ( probably an ex- account ) doesn't either. Or knows a lot about economics and nothing about advertising. And me, being a simple copywriter, do not have a decisive vote in any decision, as creative people are not supposed to have any grasp of a situation beyond beautiful colors and fancy words.
Yes, I have a Master's degree in International Business Relations involving economics and marketing ( all 4 P's included ), and yes, I have worked a few years at various advertising and marketing-related positions, but I AM A COPYWRITER and I love it, so I don't know shit about anything else.
And the only way to do all the things I like and avoid the frustration of other people's stupidity is to own the agency.
So you are now reading the blog of the next O'gilvy.